Welcome to the official Special Zombie Service web site. The Special Zombie Service or SZS is a (fictional) regiment in the British Army formed to combat the threat of zombie warfare from terrorist organisations and rogue states.
Like other elite
regiments, its members are drawn from existing units within the army who show particular skills in the following areas: singing, sitting seductively in small paddling pools, dunking disoriented individuals in water until they nearly drown, mopping up copious
quantities of green vomit and stabbing people in the back of the neck.
The SZS has seen distinguished service in Afghanistan, east London, the south western United States and most recently on a luxury cruise liner. You can follow their continuing adventures
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